tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-246222882011-08-09T08:16:05.727-07:00REVIEWS...SHORT AND SWEET. OK,MAYBE NOT SO SWEET.Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-62552209654262448332008-05-22T21:03:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:12:00.075-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/SDZCdTy_4cI/AAAAAAAADFc/sPU6d1I-Fks/s1600-h/indiana-jones-kingdom-crystal-skull.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/SDZCdTy_4cI/AAAAAAAADFc/sPU6d1I-Fks/s400/indiana-jones-kingdom-crystal-skull.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203419490771001794" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >I wish it was 1989 and the movie I just saw was</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" > </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >called <span style="font-style: italic;">Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade</span>.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-6255220965426244833?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-56731948912865914322008-03-17T19:26:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:12:00.245-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R98p09WpZfI/AAAAAAAACmg/Lx-nzk-xSe0/s1600-h/34960635.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R98p09WpZfI/AAAAAAAACmg/Lx-nzk-xSe0/s400/34960635.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178904086298846706" border="0" /></a>I don't really know who has the need to see Gabriel Byrne five days a week, save for maybe his kids, or fans with an unhealthy obsession with watching <span style="font-style: italic;">The Usual Suspects</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-5673194891286591432?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-13518395432532596802008-03-17T18:55:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:12:00.425-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R98mddWpZeI/AAAAAAAACmY/obA90UlfDCo/s1600-h/NUP_115575_0727.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R98mddWpZeI/AAAAAAAACmY/obA90UlfDCo/s400/NUP_115575_0727.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178900384037037538" border="0" /></a><br /><br />No, your dad is just capable of answering mind-blowingly simple multiple choice questions about the Transformers, you asshole.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-1351839543253259680?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-59175967504154101192008-02-02T19:20:00.000-08:002008-12-09T13:12:01.235-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R6qHs2UoSwI/AAAAAAAACWA/deXxS_4Aw0Y/s1600-h/there-will-be-blood-poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R6qHs2UoSwI/AAAAAAAACWA/deXxS_4Aw0Y/s400/there-will-be-blood-poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164089127299730178" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">There will be Oscars.</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-5917596750415410119?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-56880430663330451022008-01-30T20:58:00.000-08:002008-12-09T13:12:01.386-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R6FWi2UoSaI/AAAAAAAACTQ/hQZFIAvO760/s1600-h/rambo-poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/R6FWi2UoSaI/AAAAAAAACTQ/hQZFIAvO760/s400/rambo-poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161501804640881058" border="0" /></a>If you don't go see this movie, you're a total pussy.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-5688043066333045102?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-20897672794951660582007-07-20T23:20:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:12:01.823-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/Rq-aBS-f3uI/AAAAAAAABt8/qrVPsVHEHpI/s1600-h/nintendo-wii.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/Rq-aBS-f3uI/AAAAAAAABt8/qrVPsVHEHpI/s400/nintendo-wii.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093459050643840738" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Nintendo Wii is possibly the most fun thing ever.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-2089767279495166058?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-32294206993918242782007-04-27T13:55:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:12:02.090-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/RjJkHxMgoSI/AAAAAAAABb4/b5nGFuZRypc/s1600-h/hotfuzzposter5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/RjJkHxMgoSI/AAAAAAAABb4/b5nGFuZRypc/s320/hotfuzzposter5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5058215416118157602" border="0" /></a>Much better than Bad Boys II.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-3229420699391824278?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1159472440699836252006-09-28T12:39:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:40:40.710-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/group.0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/group.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Like Jesus came down from heaven up above and blessed only me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-115947244069983625?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1159221777495353662006-09-25T15:01:00.000-07:002006-09-25T15:02:57.506-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/3648-2006-09-13-23-51-26_1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/3648-2006-09-13-23-51-26_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />I'm so sad...marriage is so hard...boohoo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-115922177749535366?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1154984105115865592006-08-07T13:53:00.000-07:002006-08-21T19:50:08.093-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/sunshineposter.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/sunshineposter.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Extremely Funny and enjoyable.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-115498410511586559?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1151077560781866852006-06-23T08:41:00.000-07:002006-06-23T08:46:00.793-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/images.1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/images.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />It has potential.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-115107756078186685?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1148855397601044692006-05-28T15:28:00.000-07:002006-05-28T15:29:57.626-07:00Phenomenal<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114885539760104469?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1146178325732270582006-04-27T15:49:00.000-07:002006-04-27T15:54:34.400-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/AssassinationVacationMed.0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/AssassinationVacationMed.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Historical and Hysterical.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114617832573227058?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1145339487149586812006-04-17T22:48:00.000-07:002006-04-17T22:51:44.103-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/Minus5_GunAlbum_cover.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/Minus5_GunAlbum_cover.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />This one is going into heavy rotation in my room.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114533948714958681?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1145339168738925712006-04-17T22:44:00.000-07:002006-04-17T22:46:08.736-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/B000CS4L1E.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/B000CS4L1E.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Sweet, sweet music.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114533916873892571?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1144715761053241502006-04-10T17:35:00.000-07:002006-04-10T17:39:02.633-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/images.0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/images.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Just when you thought MTV couldn't come up with anything shittier than "Wild 'n' Out", this piece of shit comes along.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114471576105324150?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1144038249683001162006-04-02T21:19:00.000-07:002006-04-02T21:24:09.693-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/h21185lz627.1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/h21185lz627.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />An all around impressively catchy and cohesive effort by the team of O'Rourke, Tweedy, and Kotche.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114403824968300116?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1143438989138791972006-03-26T21:52:00.000-08:002006-03-26T21:56:29.150-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/wmorm13.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/wmorm13.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />So far I couldn't care less about Bill Paxton and his polygamous ways.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114343898913879197?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1143187786230488272006-03-24T00:07:00.000-08:002006-03-24T00:09:46.233-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/WalkTheLine-Artwork1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/WalkTheLine-Artwork1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />eh...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114318778623048827?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1143187611623921222006-03-24T00:03:00.000-08:002006-03-24T00:06:51.630-08:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/1600/wild_n_out.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/646/373/320/wild_n_out.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Someone explain to me what's funny about watching unfunny people who think they're funny.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114318761162392122?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24622288.post-1143152313434580832006-03-23T14:17:00.000-08:002006-03-23T14:18:33.443-08:00The entire point of this blog is to review things in one sentence or less. Perhaps, I've said to much.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24622288-114315231343458083?l=tobeblunt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evan Kesslerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08236061287835022213noreply@blogger.com2