Thursday, May 22, 2008

Film Review: Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull

I wish it was 1989 and the movie I just saw was
called Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

Monday, March 17, 2008

TV Review: HBO's In Treatment

I don't really know who has the need to see Gabriel Byrne five days a week, save for maybe his kids, or fans with an unhealthy obsession with watching The Usual Suspects.

TV Review: NBC's My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad



No, your dad is just capable of answering mind-blowingly simple multiple choice questions about the Transformers, you asshole.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Film Review: There Will Be Blood

There will be Oscars.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rambo

If you don't go see this movie, you're a total pussy.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Nintendo Wii


Nintendo Wii is possibly the most fun thing ever.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Film Review: Hot Fuzz

Much better than Bad Boys II.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Itunes TV Show review: MTV's The State



Like Jesus came down from heaven up above and blessed only me.