Film Review: Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull

I wish it was 1989 and the movie I just saw was
called Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

TV Review: HBO's In Treatment

I don't really know who has the need to see Gabriel Byrne five days a week, save for maybe his kids, or fans with an unhealthy obsession with watching The Usual Suspects.

TV Review: NBC's My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad

No, your dad is just capable of answering mind-blowingly simple multiple choice questions about the Transformers, you asshole.

Film Review: There Will Be Blood

There will be Oscars.

Rambo

If you don't go see this movie, you're a total pussy.