TV Review: HBO's In Treatment

I don't really know who has the need to see Gabriel Byrne five days a week, save for maybe his kids, or fans with an unhealthy obsession with watching The Usual Suspects.

TV Review: NBC's My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad

No, your dad is just capable of answering mind-blowingly simple multiple choice questions about the Transformers, you asshole.

Film Review: There Will Be Blood

There will be Oscars.

Rambo

If you don't go see this movie, you're a total pussy.

Nintendo Wii

Nintendo Wii is possibly the most fun thing ever.

Film Review: Hot Fuzz

Much better than Bad Boys II.

Itunes TV Show review: MTV's The State

Like Jesus came down from heaven up above and blessed only me.

Movie Review: The Last Kiss

I'm so sad...marriage is so hard...boohoo.

Film Review: Little Miss Sunshine

Extremely Funny and enjoyable.

TV Review: Dog Bites Man

It has potential.

Situation Review: Having An Entire 4-Bedroom Duplex To Yourself Over The Course of A Long Weekend

Phenomenal

Book Review: Assassination Vacation

Historical and Hysterical.

CD Review: The Minus 5 (self titled a.k.a The Gun Album)

This one is going into heavy rotation in my room.

CD Review: Neko Case- Fox Confessor Brings The Flood

Sweet, sweet music.

TV Review: MTV's Yo Momma

Just when you thought MTV couldn't come up with anything shittier than "Wild 'n' Out", this piece of shit comes along.

Loose Fur: Born Again In The U.S.A.

An all around impressively catchy and cohesive effort by the team of O'Rourke, Tweedy, and Kotche.

Big Love

So far I couldn't care less about Bill Paxton and his polygamous ways.

Walk The Line

eh...

MTV's Wild 'N' Out

Someone explain to me what's funny about watching unfunny people who think they're funny.

Mission Statement

The entire point of this blog is to review things in one sentence or less. Perhaps, I've said to much.